"The victim, a 38-year-old white female, apparently died of natural causes when her cranium burst from internal pressure. The immediate cause is presumed to be an overdose of lethal cuteness from various holiday pictures of babies, particularly one Miss Emily Martini, whose grim visage in response to Kris Kringle pushed the victim's cuteness meter into the red zone, and overpowered the default cranial valves."
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