cat songs

Stacy's post on kittypix made me think of this.
I make up songs for Emily...this is one she seems to like a lot.


Sung to the armour hot dogs tune (thanks for correcting me thingie!)

teatime Mr. teatime
what kind of cat is Mr. teatime
a fat cat a fluffy cat
a cat with really big paws (pows)
a weird cat a giant cat
he drops his purse when he meows

he's teatime, Mr teatime
the cat kids love to ride

Zachary, Dr. Zachary
what kind of cat is Dr. Zachary
a red cat, a skinny cat
a cat with chaos paws (pows)
a stinky cat, an addled cat
he asks for food when he meows

he's Zachary, Dr. Zachary
the cats kids love to play with

Ninny, Empress Ninny
what kind of cat is Empress Ninny
a blue cat a regal cat
a cat with elegant paws (pows)
a grumpy cat, an auntie cat
she goes creak when she meows

She's Ninny, empress Ninny
the cat kids run away from.

Newguise Mr. Newguise
what kind of cat is Mr. Newguise
a kind cat a dapper cat
a cat with perfect paws (pows)
a Zen cat a sweet cat
he tips his hat when he meows

he's Newguise, Mr. Newguise
the cat kids love to pet.