The toddler days of Xmess

On the first day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me,
An ornament she took off the tree.



On the second day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me,
Two unwrapped gifts,
And an ornament she took off the tree.
(snipped, because you probably know the song)

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me,
Eleven pint of drool,
Ten dirty diapers,
Nine kinds of floor lint,
Eight unfolded napkins,
Seven bites of dog food,
Six fists of cat fur,
Five, heart-felt shrieks.
Four sticky things,
Three tossed meals,
Two unwrapped gifts,
And an ornament she took from the tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me
Twelve minutes’ peace,
Eleven pint of drool,
Ten dirty diapers,
Nine kinds of floor lint,
Eight unfolded napkins,
Seven bites of dog food,
Six fists of cat fur,
Five, heart-felt shrieks.
Four sticky things,
Three tossed meals,
Two unwrapped gifts,
And an ornament she took from the tree.