Fluffy tv

[pywacket]

I don't usually go in for award shows. Ok, I just don't, but I read about them the next day, just curious to see if someone did something really bizarre.

My bill won a golden globe. I'm so proud of him for pulling his head out of his ass, long about Free Enterprise time and realizing he's a character, not a great thespian. In doing so, he became a better actor.

One day I'll write down the story of being ejected from a Star Trek convention in San Francisco for firing a phaser at the Shat. He was being rude. Yes I was over 21, yes I was in a uniform, I own several, why do you ask?

I watch Boston Legal every week. I'm not a big TV watcher either (ok, I have the hots for Gil Grissom--he reminds me of James , personality wise) but Denny Crane and Alan Shore give me wood.
'Denny Crane, cookoo for cocopuffs"

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[thingie.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm terrified of bugs. I'm also terrified of human guano and poop related things. As a result, I am also morbidly fascinated with both and also love jokes and humor relating to such. Therefore, a man who is an expert in either field is incredibly sexy. Just as long as he doesn't bring his work home with him.

I couldn't date a plumber or a guy who drove a honeywagon, though. (honeywagon=porta pottie sucker/cleaner) I need a guy who's on the clean side of it. I want a guy who can go to a dinner party with me, use the host's bathroom, and come out explaining everything about the model toilet they have and go into explicit detail about the pros and cons of said model. Man, I get hot just thinking about it.

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

ah, years of ren faire made me well acquainted with the honeywagon. PEeeeeeeeeyew.

I used to be completely squicked by poo. I still don't like it and it's just nasty,BUT the years of cleaning emily heinie have broken me of the worst of that.