I love gwen

[pywacket]

I sent out an email inviting folk for an xmess orphan dinner and darling gwen responded in her own inimitable way:

I'd love to drop in but I think I will be holed up in my own apartment
tinkering with the temporal construct and making the cats destroy cardboard
cities while John makes Japanese monster noises.

I'm in trouble at work again. We just had our holiday potluck and one of
the partners got up to make a speech, which began with, "Its that time of
year again, the time of year when we..." I swear, if he hadn't paused for
so long it wouldn't have been at all audible when I said, "...kill the king
so the sun comes back."

damn...I'm still laughing.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Blatant lies, Scott's head clearly is not square and only boys have cooties. Scott, I say we gang up on your sister in law.

p.s. Stop eating that marshmallow fluff for breakfast, though - it'll screw up your hormone levels like you wouldn't believe.

[quasi-evil.livejournal.com]

Blasphemy! The marshmallow fluff is the life!

As far as ganging up on Jyllian I think thats a great idea. We'll need to plan this in advance so what do you say to around 8ish at my place. (bow-chicka-chicka-bow-wow)

Hey, it's not my fault. Personally I blame the marshmallow fluff.