bwa ha ha

[pywacket]

I just opened a baby present from andrew and miska...they got us the "meat seat" (ok, it's neat seat but it looks like "meat seat") high chair...

the note on the inside said
\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\HARDWARE\EMILYBUTT

I love you guys.

Unpacked the stroller and the car seat too. It's funny how the baby accouterment makes the whole thing more real than even the constant tapdancing on my spleen and sphincter.

This weekend was grand...more on that later after I rearrange some more things.

Comments

[rfd.livejournal.com]

How dare you!

Childbirthing is a natural and beautiful thing and you are a heathen who will burn in Satan's flaming butt for thinking it strange and unnatural.

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

damn I must have forgotten to hook up my umbilical cord to the all mother goddess today. I'll have to make arrangements to save the placenta for penance.


bwa ha ha