playdo butt
May. 18th, 2002 03:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
so sometimes we change Emily's diaper in the midst of her pooing (she hates pooing and cries)
James remarked it looked like the playdo extruder machine, except "the only color playdo we have is brown and the only shape template is starfish."
I almost lost my mind laughing
James remarked it looked like the playdo extruder machine, except "the only color playdo we have is brown and the only shape template is starfish."
I almost lost my mind laughing
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Date: 2002-05-18 02:05 pm (UTC)Playdo Butt
By the way, I put a package for Emily in the mail today. I hope she likes it.
Re: Playdo Butt
Date: 2002-05-18 02:10 pm (UTC)Poo
Date: 2002-05-18 02:10 pm (UTC)You should ask Katrina about the first time she came to visit Sebastian when He was 5 weeks old and the present he left her :)
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Date: 2002-05-18 07:19 pm (UTC)How long before I can feed her indian corn?
Re: AHAHAHAHAH
Date: 2002-05-19 05:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-05-19 10:24 am (UTC)Oh yes, I remember that stage.
Just wait...you too will one day have poo stories like ours...when Ree had explosive FOUL smelling diarrhea in a restaurant and I'd checked her using the under the leg metho and hadn't seen anything so we didn't know it was her until I picked her up and found out that it'd gone up her back and over the back of the high chair and into the floor - and NOBODY mentioned to us that "yo, your kid had a blow out". Everyone just ate dinner in a room that smelled like a port-john and the waitresses tried to avoid the baby slick.
*shudder*
Oh yeah, and then there was the time when we were walking through an airport parking lot and she was older, so she pulled her diaper to the left and shot a poo out - laughing like a maniac. I'm walking along and suddenly there's pooey shooting out of my baby - nice firm little fecal balls rolling along the parking lot.
The ensuing "YOU pick it up." "I'm not gonna pick it up, YOU pick it up." conversation between Soren and I was not a high point in our parenting maturity.
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Date: 2002-05-19 10:51 am (UTC)i love a good poo story!
baby poo stories rival the barfing stories of our misguided and alcoholic youth.