grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[pywacket]

I am french
I will give you 8 hours notice to show your apartment.

I am Irish
you will get a fucking earful about that...I've been nice and patient enough.


Your fucking CEILING fell down in MY BABY'S room. Either one of us could have been injured. If you think I'm over that because I've been civil YOU ARE WRONG.

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[rfd.livejournal.com]

Pelt him with mini-soaps!

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

bwa ha ha...there's a great idea. And hammers...mini soaps and hammers.

[sushispook.livejournal.com]

you are my hero for today.

in fact, i'd just follow him around as he shows the place, spraying deodarant and air freshener.

in all seriousness, make your visitors take off their shoes when they come in.

[sushispook.livejournal.com]

hang on dearie, you're almost there. he's going to be heapingly inconsiderate up until the moment you move out, so do your best to put up a shield between you and france. lay out the terms, that's what i did and i intimidated him to the point where he wouldn't even dare to speak to me period.

tell him at least 24 hours notice, period. and that the property must not be shown without both of you present (one to make sure any visiting idjits don't let the cats out). if you're feeling petty, take down every single thing that's covering holes in the walls.

but mostly, BE STRONG. he's not worth your frustration and anger, and although i know how hard it is, visualize your new home, and keep that as your mantra. it's the only way.

i love you, pypy. breathe, and know that there is a finite limit to all of this. and what you're coming to is worth it. i know, i'm there now.

[hep.livejournal.com]

The best way to make yourself feel better and take out frustration at the situation, is to make his life hell when he interacts with yours. Mention the ceiling falling down. Take about the leaks. Etc. etc.

[rfd.livejournal.com]

NO! Don't breathe! You will surely be suffocated by Pepe's fumes!

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

*sees icon*

MUST have.

*ganks and runs away*

[johno.livejournal.com]

He shall learn what it means to f*** with the fiery redhead.

If you can find them, look for the "Getting Even" books. Many of the items listed are mean and nasty, but they you can the germ of ideas to use.

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

ah yes, the ones with shrimp in the curtain rods I'm thinking.

Two words...

building inspector.