carnage in teletubby land
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pywacketso I had this dream... and this will make sense to those of you who watch the tubbies or have children..
"one day in teletubby land, Zach lost his space helmet"
And Tinky winky found it...and he wanted to try it on...
"tinky winky space helmet!"
but it didn't fit, so dipsy wanted to try
"dipsy space helmet!"
but it didn't fit
"la la space helmet!"
but it didn't fit
"Po space helmet!"
and just as po was about to try it on, Zach jumps up, grabs his helmet and says:
"This is MY space helmet for my trips to Zackulon!"
(I should admit at this point that I make up stories about the cats, either accidentally in my dreams or on purpose to tell kids...Zack is lord high Zackulon of the planet Zackulon, where he rules over all the Zackulons...Newguise on the other hand is the train conductor, mayor and head baker for biscuitville....and so on)
and begins headbutting the teletubbies with his helmet on. He then does some complicated paw motions and brings through our three other cats...
Newguise immediately starts eating the talking flowers...they are wailing as he nibbles his only natural prey, the spring blossom
Mr. Teatime is completely freaked out by the teletubby feet and runs away madly in all directions into the tubby dome....Where the nunu frightens him so bad he hides in the tubby custard maker.
And the dream ends with Miss Ninny, blood on her paws and fangs killing all the tubby bunnies.
Oh my.
And I seriously love the teletubbies ...and sometimes I love my brain.
"one day in teletubby land, Zach lost his space helmet"
And Tinky winky found it...and he wanted to try it on...
"tinky winky space helmet!"
but it didn't fit, so dipsy wanted to try
"dipsy space helmet!"
but it didn't fit
"la la space helmet!"
but it didn't fit
"Po space helmet!"
and just as po was about to try it on, Zach jumps up, grabs his helmet and says:
"This is MY space helmet for my trips to Zackulon!"
(I should admit at this point that I make up stories about the cats, either accidentally in my dreams or on purpose to tell kids...Zack is lord high Zackulon of the planet Zackulon, where he rules over all the Zackulons...Newguise on the other hand is the train conductor, mayor and head baker for biscuitville....and so on)
and begins headbutting the teletubbies with his helmet on. He then does some complicated paw motions and brings through our three other cats...
Newguise immediately starts eating the talking flowers...they are wailing as he nibbles his only natural prey, the spring blossom
Mr. Teatime is completely freaked out by the teletubby feet and runs away madly in all directions into the tubby dome....Where the nunu frightens him so bad he hides in the tubby custard maker.
And the dream ends with Miss Ninny, blood on her paws and fangs killing all the tubby bunnies.
Oh my.
And I seriously love the teletubbies ...and sometimes I love my brain.
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Date: 2002-11-11 05:34 pm (UTC)I do the same thing!
My parents have been feeding this one cat for 5 years, and they call him (or her) Sam. Sam (a huge black and white Norwegian Forest cat) has one eye that squints a little, like maybe he injured it or something a while back. So, I call him "One-eyed Sam", and have this whole story about him being a pirate, looking out at the world with his one good eye.
Yay! Now I don't feel so crazy! Er, but I don't have any kids to tell stories to... I have no clue why I do it, it just happens.
((Jyl))