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pywacket ([personal profile] pywacket) wrote2003-06-05 02:04 pm

I'm all for artistic expression

it's the medium I'm having some trouble with.

I'm doing some chores and hear em wake up early. I don't go in right away hoping she will sack back out. The noises get grumpier and alternate with yelps and giggles...

I go in there to re-settle her, since she's only been asleep for 30 minutes and a smell hits me like...well monkeys have been in her room and they've flung poo.

She's pulled off most of her diaper, and has painted her crib, the wall, her dolls and her own head, legs and arms with

POO.

Lots and lots of poo.

Many dolls, bedclothing, linus and clothes are washing now. I just picked her up and put her in the bathtub. But before I could get her in there I put her on the bathmat to get a better grip (having carried her at arms length from the bedroom) and she decides she MUST hug me.

I'm actually laughing and utterly grossed out.

They are little animals aren't they?!?!

[identity profile] savagemutha.livejournal.com 2003-06-05 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Is this what I have to look forward to? Thank god Ripley doesn't seem to care about her diaper at all. Poopy mommy. Hee. You make me laugh.

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2003-06-05 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ripley doesn't care about her diaper......yet...

your day will come.

argh.

BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] mschaos.livejournal.com 2003-06-05 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
oh gawds...that is priceless!

thank you for sharing the story and making me laugh out loud here in the dull office

[identity profile] gigglinggorgon.livejournal.com 2003-06-05 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
that's happened in my house several times... and most recently, Anna did it to my MIL... but not only did she fingerpaint poo, but she FLUNG HER DIAPER ACROSS THE ROOM and left a streak on the wall, lol!!!

[identity profile] evergrey.livejournal.com 2003-06-05 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Auuuuuugh!
:o
*now fears babies*
Heh.
I hope it doesn't become a habit. :o
Hehe, ever see the movie "quills?"

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2003-06-05 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
perhaps this was my punishment for watching it while I was pregnant.

babies are truly wee wierd things...

[identity profile] teaforme.livejournal.com 2003-06-05 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yikes, the finger-painting-with-poop rite of passage!

She wasn't sporting a sh*t-eating grin, was she? Eek!