I'm all for artistic expression
it's the medium I'm having some trouble with.
I'm doing some chores and hear em wake up early. I don't go in right away hoping she will sack back out. The noises get grumpier and alternate with yelps and giggles...
I go in there to re-settle her, since she's only been asleep for 30 minutes and a smell hits me like...well monkeys have been in her room and they've flung poo.
She's pulled off most of her diaper, and has painted her crib, the wall, her dolls and her own head, legs and arms with
POO.
Lots and lots of poo.
Many dolls, bedclothing, linus and clothes are washing now. I just picked her up and put her in the bathtub. But before I could get her in there I put her on the bathmat to get a better grip (having carried her at arms length from the bedroom) and she decides she MUST hug me.
I'm actually laughing and utterly grossed out.
They are little animals aren't they?!?!
I'm doing some chores and hear em wake up early. I don't go in right away hoping she will sack back out. The noises get grumpier and alternate with yelps and giggles...
I go in there to re-settle her, since she's only been asleep for 30 minutes and a smell hits me like...well monkeys have been in her room and they've flung poo.
She's pulled off most of her diaper, and has painted her crib, the wall, her dolls and her own head, legs and arms with
POO.
Lots and lots of poo.
Many dolls, bedclothing, linus and clothes are washing now. I just picked her up and put her in the bathtub. But before I could get her in there I put her on the bathmat to get a better grip (having carried her at arms length from the bedroom) and she decides she MUST hug me.
I'm actually laughing and utterly grossed out.
They are little animals aren't they?!?!
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your day will come.
argh.
BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
thank you for sharing the story and making me laugh out loud here in the dull office
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:o
*now fears babies*
Heh.
I hope it doesn't become a habit. :o
Hehe, ever see the movie "quills?"
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babies are truly wee wierd things...
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She wasn't sporting a sh*t-eating grin, was she? Eek!