a poo haiku or two

[pywacket]

cat poop on my coat
oh no, it smells very bad
Teatime got locked in.

or

cat poop on my coat
oh no, it smells very bad
Teatime so lonely.

Comments

[thingie.livejournal.com]

I dunno, at least when its poo the item of clothing is salvageable. If its cat pee, forget it, its gone.

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

sadly (or ironically) the coat was peed on too and I was trying to salvage it.

[lesliepear.livejournal.com]

Nature's miracle might help. Also zout + oxyclean works WONDERS on baby poop, would probaby work on cat poop

[savagesinister.livejournal.com]

One word: HaiPoo.