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pywacket ([personal profile] pywacket) wrote2005-02-01 03:20 pm

wiggly pants

Time for a silly lust break.

I have the hot loves for a number of actors. This is something that has occurred in my dotage, I never really had it for anyone other than Pete Townshend as a young lad...

I am quite wiggly about Alan Cumming (a bisexual boy in a leather kilt --what could be better!) , Johnny Depp (especially as Edward Scissorhands)Alan Rickman (SNAPE!) Patrick Stewart (one of my two favorite captains) and of course Anthony Stewart Head (ah Giles, allow me sit at your knee and study in your library),

amongst others.

And someone posted or emailed me this site : http://provocateuse.com/

I have a thing for hands (good hands, well groomed, long fingers, nice nails--no chewing) and glasses.

And there are two galleries devoted to bespectacled men and hands..

*wiggle*

[identity profile] rfd.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Alan Cumming is BI?! I thought he was all gay!

Look out world...I'm in LOOOOOOOOOVE

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
he was married to a girl and he 'won't say' so I assume bisexual.

I got your email....I am SO EXCITED!!! there will be bad things for the frankie and I will fling bean at you too :-) I will keep all appendages cr0ssed.

[identity profile] rfd.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't been accepted into the program yet, but I'm pretty darn certain I will be! Whee whee wheeeeee! I will teach Bean some rotten tricks and you'll be sorry you ever knew me :>

[identity profile] lachupacabra.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
im pretty sure i remember reading that he
has a wife as well as a male lover & that he
& the wife have kids...
he is so fucking yummy.
if i had to share him to have him,
it would be just fiiiiiine with me.
:D

[identity profile] cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
And there are two galleries devoted to bespectacled men and hands..

Perv. :)

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
pot--kettle-oh so very black..

[identity profile] cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*hiding my fangs behind my back* I have no idea what you're talking about.

[identity profile] gen9.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, I used to worship Pete Townsend (and The Who) when I was in highschool.
Depp is a staple. Patrick Stewart, yum.

I have a particular lust for Ralph Fiennes (Strange Days, Quiz Show) who can have me anytime, any day, any way he wants.

Oh, and then there's Rufus Sewell (Dark City and the PBS version of Middlemarch) delish!

And don't forget Javier Bardem (Before Night Falls) who starred in the biography-esque film (with Depp in 2 minor roles) of Cuban poet Reinaldo Arenas, tasty!

I had a bit of a crush on Nathen Fillion who played Mal in the Firefly series (Joss Wheden's other series) for a while but it's past.

And I have to admit, Denzel Washington is just oh so pretty.

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Pete and the Who were it for me in High School too. I still love everything up to the scoop albums. He's still a tortured and beautiful man.

Ok, now I have to add to it...chow yun fat (or is that yun fat chow?) , mmm. And Gary Oldman,
and oh yes Ralph Fiennes. David Duchovney, Christopher Walken, and lord help me...Willian Peterson (because I just love Gil Grissom, but only this actor as this character--the rest I would love reading a phone book).

[identity profile] gen9.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Gary Oldman, David Duchovney yes! I forgot Harvey Keitel, too.

[identity profile] cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
David Duchovney made me extremely uncomfortable in the first part of The Rapture because, with a mullet, he strongly resembles my ex-husband. I actually had to keep looking away from the screen, it was so creepy.

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
I have a problem with ray liotta in something wild (a movie I loved) for the very same reason. Looks EXACTLY like spam did.

[identity profile] thingie.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
ralph fiennes was a sexy god in schindlers list. Two actors who should wear SS uniforms all the time are ralph fiennes and rutger hauer. (Did you see Fatherland?)

[identity profile] rfd.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm very upset with you for showing me this website! Especially while I'm at work.

Oh lawd, I think I have the vapors...

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
heee. Yes, I will be visiting there often.

And Jam has glasses like Wesley now (BTVS) (ummmm).

[identity profile] rfd.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I was handling the Sam and the Benicio and even the Johnny ok. All my other fellas - I was coping. Then this: http://spectacle.provocateuse.com/show.php/stephen_dorff

Second one down. I tell you, I nearly fainted. That crease where the torso meets the thigh is my favorite ever thing on a man. My favorite ever thing on a lady is the dimples above a butt. But this post isn't about ladies.

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
ah...I love the center of the chest on a gentleman--next to glasses and hands.

On a lady, well I'm just a piggy straight boy then--I like the nipple and underbooby. Yep, I'm a boobman.

[identity profile] cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Quoting myself from a few years back, "Boobies are the best invention ever!"

[identity profile] lachupacabra.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
2 more incredibly hot men for your viewing pleasure:
david thewlis

(mostly as lupin in the last HP movie:
so hot hot hot. the way he & oldman
were arguing like an old married couple!!
oh so slashy & TOO CUTE!!)

dylan moran

so cute!!
:)

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
David Thewlis--was he the evil king in Dragonheart?

[identity profile] lachupacabra.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
yep.
altho i never actually saw that
so i only know him from harry
potter.
i like him with the moustache
better than without.
:)

[identity profile] enzie.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot damn! There is someone else out there who shares my taste in men!

[identity profile] thingie.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I absolutely adore Alan Rickman. I saw some bits of Dogma the other day (against my will, since I think jay and silent bob are the most annoying fucktards in the universe) and thought he was just dreamy.

I love patrick stewart, too.

It's weird, but there are some actors, like those two, who I think are unbelievably sexy, but I just couldn't picture myself having sex with. Like, sex with them wouldn't do anything for me. But I still lust after them and think they are totally georgeous, so it's not like it's a platonic attraction. Whats up with that?

[identity profile] pywacket.livejournal.com 2005-02-01 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure, perhaps it is your latent romantic nature? I know with most of these guys I either have a complete lolita fantasy going on or it's more of a 'romantic' fastasy--dinner, books, talk, murmuring of double and triple entendres...but I don't quite get to the bouncy bouncy.

sometimes I do though...:-)