I love you Andrew

[pywacket]

This is fromAndrew, and a good summation of why most of my posts are friends only. When I leave something public, invariably some ass monkey has to comment in a disagreeable manner. So now I have, thanks to Sushispook:

PYWACKET'S LIVEJOURNAL TERMS OF SERVICE

1) YOU AGREE THAT you, the reader, shall find all comments insightful, witty, heartfelt, and honest. Failure to do so will simply reflect that you are a feeb.

2) YOU AGREE THAT you, the reader, shall not disseminate the contents of this journal, except for in the congratulatory and laudatory manner in which it clearly deserves

3) YOU AGREE THAT you, the reader, surrender all claim to comments made both through the comments section of livejournal, and through private e-mail to the owner of this journal (Pywacket). In the event that the owner finds the comments negative, bitchy, whiney, or full of poor grammar, the owner of the journal reserves the right to spell out the contents of your comment in alpha bits, and require you, the reader, to stuff the entire comment up your ass.

okay, so i've been working on our company's ToS today. shoot me.

Comments

[thingie.livejournal.com]

my journal has a similar tos.

although mine kinda is a bit more general. "this journal is a fascist state, if I dont like you, I will make you go away."

[neenerface.livejournal.com]

hahahha this is great! Thanks for making me laugh :)

rather unrelated

[cagewench.livejournal.com]

i don't know if this community will be any good or not but i thought i'd join and see

(fuck would help if I told you the damn community)

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=gothicparents

gothicparents

Re: rather unrelated

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

I joined to see if it's any good. So far the only one I've liked much has been lactivism, then possibly altparent.

[anti-pathy.livejournal.com]

I AGREE TO YOUR TERMS OF SERVICE, MISTRESS PYWACKET. MAY I PLEASE HAVE MY COMPLIMENTARY SPANKING NOW?

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

now THAT's the alicia I know, miss and adore.

Bend over sweetie.