this sounds like Gwen wrote it
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pywacketFrom here:
http://theweekly.co.uk/4801/your_name_here/
Thanks to goreygalx
A scientific -linguistic analysis of your name
History
Taken from the underworld slang for "Stop kicking me to death, I left the money with friends" as the baleful influence of Halley's Comet was felt sharply among those distracted from their dangerous work to stare at the sky, the name Jyllian was originally used sotto voce to refer to warriors who died during drill practice, before reinventing itself after an unfortunate court case.
Famous Jyllians
1. Jyllian Sprokes, BA ("The Uncanny"), haunted by an image of Elvis impersonator impersonators;
2. Jyllian Endeavour-Frote ("The Reasonably Broadly Educated"), for a time, in their own mind, romantically linked with the lost consonant of Atlatis;
3. Jyllian Nootlooter ("The Suspicious"), co-writer of INDIANA JONES AND THE LESS THAN CONVINCING CHANGE OF LOCATION; ghost-writer of The St Winifred's School Choir's agonisingly graphic autobiography, I'M FEELING QUEASY, GEOFFREY;
4. Professor Jyllian R Macaulay, BSc, RN, director of the new Bond movie, SINISTER DEATH;
5. Jyllian Dots-Dindymene, reputedly trapped for twenty-two days under a fallen monument to several of the more violent gypsy curses;
6. Jyllian Nivea-Oaf, populariser of Mr Bronson from Grange Hill;
7. Jyllian Staplegun, BA, champion of mottled glass;
8. Jyllian Marl, fascinated to death by those funny pirate hats; ghost-writer of Richard Stilgoe's offensively illustrated autobiography, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM;
9. Jyllian Smmith-Oily, aroused by various messiahs later purchased by major world religions; ghost-writer of Punchy Massive's deeply upsetting autobiography, SOMEBODY PUNCH MY FACE - I MUST BE DREAMING; first holder of the nepotistically awarded office of King High Wizard Of Ipswich;
10. Jyllian Trabmaw, belittler of static electricity.
Typical Jyllian motto
"Ducks come from duck's eggs, as do drakes, though I suppose technically both are ducklings at that point."
http://theweekly.co.uk/4801/your_name_here/
Thanks to goreygalx
A scientific -linguistic analysis of your name
History
Taken from the underworld slang for "Stop kicking me to death, I left the money with friends" as the baleful influence of Halley's Comet was felt sharply among those distracted from their dangerous work to stare at the sky, the name Jyllian was originally used sotto voce to refer to warriors who died during drill practice, before reinventing itself after an unfortunate court case.
Famous Jyllians
1. Jyllian Sprokes, BA ("The Uncanny"), haunted by an image of Elvis impersonator impersonators;
2. Jyllian Endeavour-Frote ("The Reasonably Broadly Educated"), for a time, in their own mind, romantically linked with the lost consonant of Atlatis;
3. Jyllian Nootlooter ("The Suspicious"), co-writer of INDIANA JONES AND THE LESS THAN CONVINCING CHANGE OF LOCATION; ghost-writer of The St Winifred's School Choir's agonisingly graphic autobiography, I'M FEELING QUEASY, GEOFFREY;
4. Professor Jyllian R Macaulay, BSc, RN, director of the new Bond movie, SINISTER DEATH;
5. Jyllian Dots-Dindymene, reputedly trapped for twenty-two days under a fallen monument to several of the more violent gypsy curses;
6. Jyllian Nivea-Oaf, populariser of Mr Bronson from Grange Hill;
7. Jyllian Staplegun, BA, champion of mottled glass;
8. Jyllian Marl, fascinated to death by those funny pirate hats; ghost-writer of Richard Stilgoe's offensively illustrated autobiography, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM;
9. Jyllian Smmith-Oily, aroused by various messiahs later purchased by major world religions; ghost-writer of Punchy Massive's deeply upsetting autobiography, SOMEBODY PUNCH MY FACE - I MUST BE DREAMING; first holder of the nepotistically awarded office of King High Wizard Of Ipswich;
10. Jyllian Trabmaw, belittler of static electricity.
Typical Jyllian motto
"Ducks come from duck's eggs, as do drakes, though I suppose technically both are ducklings at that point."
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I don't even know what to say
Date: 2002-04-08 09:47 am (UTC)"The doctors say we should try to raise it as a girl and see how things go."
History
Dreamt by JM Barrie after being told confidentially by GB Shaw that Wendy was "a bit poofy" under the Marquis of Bute, the name Matthew was originally used indulgently to refer to licensed manufacturers of swanee-whistles, the endlessly amusing noise-making device, before undergoing surgery by Government linguists.
Famous Matthews
1. Doctor Matthew Frewsy-Toot, aroused by Spandau Ballet;
2. Matthew Staplegun, opponent of quicklime dental cleanser; ghost-writer of Lionel Stander's offensively illustrated autobiography, THERE'S SOME PHOTOS IN THE MIDDLE;
3. Matthew du Sponetote-Ach, once saved by a nice cup of tea;
4. Matthew Nightdodge, who owes everything to the monkey cartilage gear system;
5. Matthew Lilly Li, belittler of some thing or other; ghost-writer of Albert Pierrepoint's litany of crimes autobiography, MY STRUGGLE;
6. Brigadier-General Matthew R Mapduster, named in court as holding compromising material concerning the deckchair-cum-hat; first holder of the office of Chancellor of the Eggs Checker;
7. Matthew M Tightbadger-Itching, who's never forgotten static electricity; ghost-writer of Yootha Joyce's shatteringly political autobiography, SEE YOU IN HELL;
8. Matthew F E ap Grating, first victim of the world's seventh highest-rated episode of Mr Pastry;
9. Matthew Smmith-Cangoose, channeller under supernatural influences of the quick-burning funeral boat;
10. Matthew S'Ess, who discovered a popular music band made entirely of soap; first holder of the office of High Scowler.
Typical Matthew motto
"It's better to have a gun and not need it, than to be Emlyn Hughes."