what do you call YOUR vagina?
Apr. 22nd, 2002 01:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pywacketSo here's the thing...I just don't like the V word --it's not cute, it's clinical and everyone know's that coochies are cute and fun and silly and all those things.
We're trying to figure out what to call the nether regions for miss Emily. Of course we'll teach her the real word for it, but I don't want that to be it. I can't be lighthearted about a VAGINA--I can about a coochie.
So, tell me what you call yours *and* what you would call it for a wee girl. We've already figured out we'll use bottom, peeing and pooping for the rest of those bits and pieces. And willie or tallywacker (and of course the right word) when she gets around to asking about boys.
As for what I call mine? Well, that won't work because it's the name of the vacuum on the telly tubbies and I want her to watch that show and not get her vagina confused with an animated vacuum cleaner.
(pregnancy update--we go in tomorrow for membrane stripping, which hopefully will bring on labor. If not I'm getting raspberry leaf tea because, stick a fork in me I'm done).
We're trying to figure out what to call the nether regions for miss Emily. Of course we'll teach her the real word for it, but I don't want that to be it. I can't be lighthearted about a VAGINA--I can about a coochie.
So, tell me what you call yours *and* what you would call it for a wee girl. We've already figured out we'll use bottom, peeing and pooping for the rest of those bits and pieces. And willie or tallywacker (and of course the right word) when she gets around to asking about boys.
As for what I call mine? Well, that won't work because it's the name of the vacuum on the telly tubbies and I want her to watch that show and not get her vagina confused with an animated vacuum cleaner.
(pregnancy update--we go in tomorrow for membrane stripping, which hopefully will bring on labor. If not I'm getting raspberry leaf tea because, stick a fork in me I'm done).
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Date: 2002-04-22 12:12 pm (UTC)it does sound harsh...mostly they just poke a finger or so in and twirl it around to separate "the delicate membranes that bind the amniotic sac to the uterine wall (which)causes the release of natural prostaglandins" ...which is pretty harsh too. Maybe better than having chemicals poured on you though.
I'm all for chemicals being poured IN me soon ...
cunny is good..I really liked the medieval word for it (according to chaucer) belle chose...but that might be a bit much for a wee one.