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pywacketso Scottwhat are the defcon settings? Or maybe we should use that color coded terrorist thing?
Cause in terms of baby appearance we are right now at sign number 2.5.
Yep I'll spare you the gross details, but we have another sign that the baby exploding process is engaged.
Dammit, this may mean no World Horror Convention tomorrow. We'll see. At this stage, things can stop and start and stall.
Cause in terms of baby appearance we are right now at sign number 2.5.
Yep I'll spare you the gross details, but we have another sign that the baby exploding process is engaged.
Dammit, this may mean no World Horror Convention tomorrow. We'll see. At this stage, things can stop and start and stall.
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Date: 2002-04-12 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-04-12 03:24 pm (UTC)so now I'm wondering how long this can take.
Cause I'm feeling some stronger braxton hicks that are actually painful every so often. And my back started hurting.
EEK. She's supposed to be a taurus, not an aries~
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Date: 2002-04-12 03:44 pm (UTC)With my first, I had no signs of labour (not one single contraction, nothing), finally I begged to be induced over a week past the due date.
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Date: 2002-04-12 03:37 pm (UTC)Nobody has invited me to their home yet for some reason. Well except for Cheryl but she only wants me because I look cute in frilly dresses.
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Date: 2002-04-12 04:02 pm (UTC)P.S. Did you not get the memo stating you must update your LJ at the request of your drooling fans? That's an order!
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Date: 2002-04-12 04:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-04-12 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-04-12 05:09 pm (UTC)I was kidding about the inviting me over thing. My humor doesn't translate well into text apparently.
Expect a big box full of corn and chickens in the mail for reminding me of this.
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Date: 2002-04-12 05:11 pm (UTC)Well my head just exploded. There you go, I'm without a head now and it's all your fault.
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Date: 2002-04-12 05:17 pm (UTC)Would you care for a cracker? It's wafer thin...
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Date: 2002-04-13 08:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-04-13 11:18 am (UTC)c'mere baby
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Date: 2002-04-12 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-04-12 04:26 pm (UTC)Your mom and dad have the opportunity to go to a *really* cool party tomorrow night. A party that I will be attending vicariously through them. PLUS, you're supposed to be a Taurus baby so you and your Libra mother can butt heads and your Gemini father can play peacekeeper.
If you can wait to show your pretty face for just a little bit longer without causing your mother too much discomfort, it would really be appreciated.
Love,
"Aunt" Katrina
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Date: 2002-04-12 05:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-04-12 05:38 pm (UTC)Does that work?
Date: 2002-04-12 07:06 pm (UTC)While your presence is greatly anticipated by parties on either coast and a few in the middle, your imminent arrival may cause your chicken-loving mother to be labeled a "party-pooper." In the instance that your mother's reputation is spared, it is imperative that the "party-pooping" torch be passed on to your dainty little self. More specifically, the "party" part is not nearly as critical as the "pooping," and so I implore you to start pooping the second your butthole encounters our human "oxygen."
Regards,
Aunt Pooper
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Date: 2002-04-13 03:31 pm (UTC)Smooch you you freak.
YAY! Sounds like your 'Duty' is almost DONE!
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