defcon?

[pywacket]

so Scottwhat are the defcon settings? Or maybe we should use that color coded terrorist thing?

Cause in terms of baby appearance we are right now at sign number 2.5.
Yep I'll spare you the gross details, but we have another sign that the baby exploding process is engaged.

Dammit, this may mean no World Horror Convention tomorrow. We'll see. At this stage, things can stop and start and stall.

Comments

[quasi-evil.livejournal.com]

We are at baboon's ass red at this time *cue spinning red lights and sirens* The testicular shaving is nearly complete and I've been preparing my liver with alternating shocks of beer, vodka, and jaegermeister served piping hot and nasally administered. I've also shaved my teeth down to sharp points to facilitate self-defence against roving gangs of discarded furniture.

Nobody has invited me to their home yet for some reason. Well except for Cheryl but she only wants me because I look cute in frilly dresses.

Whiner

[anti-pathy.livejournal.com]

You are welcome in my home, even though I live with my parents! They are used to hearing loud screams over louder music. Alternatively there is the backseat of my car and the park in the Castro where men pick up boys.

P.S. Did you not get the memo stating you must update your LJ at the request of your drooling fans? That's an order!

Re: Whiner

[quasi-evil.livejournal.com]

Not to stay dufas. I'm staying with Rocky for the week.

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

katrina and sherilyn did! and they don't even want to get into your pants--now that's friendship.

[quasi-evil.livejournal.com]

You lie! EVERYONE wants to get into my pants!

I was kidding about the inviting me over thing. My humor doesn't translate well into text apparently.

Expect a big box full of corn and chickens in the mail for reminding me of this.

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

oh GOD...between the corn, the chickens and the fact that someone I love as a brother has the same physical makeup as my entirely too hot husband...

Well my head just exploded. There you go, I'm without a head now and it's all your fault.

[quasi-evil.livejournal.com]

You asked for it.

Would you care for a cracker? It's wafer thin...

[anti-pathy.livejournal.com]

Jyllian, fear not the brain explody! I will give you head! Er...that came out wrong.

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

I don't think that came out wrong at all.




c'mere baby

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Hey! *hands on hips* I said you could sleep on our little couch! You just have to put up with kitties running over you in your sleep or crawling on top of you and demanding to be petted.