defcon?

[pywacket]

so Scottwhat are the defcon settings? Or maybe we should use that color coded terrorist thing?

Cause in terms of baby appearance we are right now at sign number 2.5.
Yep I'll spare you the gross details, but we have another sign that the baby exploding process is engaged.

Dammit, this may mean no World Horror Convention tomorrow. We'll see. At this stage, things can stop and start and stall.

Comments

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Dear Little Miss Emily,

Your mom and dad have the opportunity to go to a *really* cool party tomorrow night. A party that I will be attending vicariously through them. PLUS, you're supposed to be a Taurus baby so you and your Libra mother can butt heads and your Gemini father can play peacekeeper.

If you can wait to show your pretty face for just a little bit longer without causing your mother too much discomfort, it would really be appreciated.

Love,
"Aunt" Katrina

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

i so wish I could give you a huge hug right now.

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Aw. *hug* I wish I could give you a real hug too.

Does that work?

[rfd.livejournal.com]

Dear Ms. Martini,

While your presence is greatly anticipated by parties on either coast and a few in the middle, your imminent arrival may cause your chicken-loving mother to be labeled a "party-pooper." In the instance that your mother's reputation is spared, it is imperative that the "party-pooping" torch be passed on to your dainty little self. More specifically, the "party" part is not nearly as critical as the "pooping," and so I implore you to start pooping the second your butthole encounters our human "oxygen."

Regards,
Aunt Pooper

Re: Does that work?

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

i so want you hear when she starts investigating her diapers.

Smooch you you freak.