defcon?

[pywacket]

so Scottwhat are the defcon settings? Or maybe we should use that color coded terrorist thing?

Cause in terms of baby appearance we are right now at sign number 2.5.
Yep I'll spare you the gross details, but we have another sign that the baby exploding process is engaged.

Dammit, this may mean no World Horror Convention tomorrow. We'll see. At this stage, things can stop and start and stall.

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[shadowfaegirl.livejournal.com]

argh! It's been nearly 2.5 years, but I'm guessing you lost the plug? (I found out, to my horror, that it can re-form)

[quasi-evil.livejournal.com]

We are at baboon's ass red at this time *cue spinning red lights and sirens* The testicular shaving is nearly complete and I've been preparing my liver with alternating shocks of beer, vodka, and jaegermeister served piping hot and nasally administered. I've also shaved my teeth down to sharp points to facilitate self-defence against roving gangs of discarded furniture.

Nobody has invited me to their home yet for some reason. Well except for Cheryl but she only wants me because I look cute in frilly dresses.

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Dear Little Miss Emily,

Your mom and dad have the opportunity to go to a *really* cool party tomorrow night. A party that I will be attending vicariously through them. PLUS, you're supposed to be a Taurus baby so you and your Libra mother can butt heads and your Gemini father can play peacekeeper.

If you can wait to show your pretty face for just a little bit longer without causing your mother too much discomfort, it would really be appreciated.

Love,
"Aunt" Katrina

YAY! Sounds like your 'Duty' is almost DONE!

[assriel.livejournal.com]

Again, CONGRATS! It's nice to always read such, lovely fun stuff! HUG! You will make a DANDY mommy! I just KNOW it!

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