defcon?

[pywacket]

so Scottwhat are the defcon settings? Or maybe we should use that color coded terrorist thing?

Cause in terms of baby appearance we are right now at sign number 2.5.
Yep I'll spare you the gross details, but we have another sign that the baby exploding process is engaged.

Dammit, this may mean no World Horror Convention tomorrow. We'll see. At this stage, things can stop and start and stall.

Comments

Does that work?

[rfd.livejournal.com]

Dear Ms. Martini,

While your presence is greatly anticipated by parties on either coast and a few in the middle, your imminent arrival may cause your chicken-loving mother to be labeled a "party-pooper." In the instance that your mother's reputation is spared, it is imperative that the "party-pooping" torch be passed on to your dainty little self. More specifically, the "party" part is not nearly as critical as the "pooping," and so I implore you to start pooping the second your butthole encounters our human "oxygen."

Regards,
Aunt Pooper

Re: Does that work?

[pywacket.livejournal.com]

i so want you hear when she starts investigating her diapers.

Smooch you you freak.